mutants outside the gates

"mutants outside the gates" | Monday, May 27, 2002 | No. 1,334
deuce: YOU ARE OSTRACIZED FROM THE HERD
pants: MUST I LIVE IN THE OUTLANDS WITH THE MUTANTS ??? OY VEY
deuce: THE MU-TANTS IN THIS ISLAND EARTH WITH THE BIG HEADS
pants: THEY CANNOT GET OVER THE DENCE AND DO NOT LIKE OUR TORCHES SO WE ARE SAFE FOR THE TIME BEING
pants: WE SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED WHITEY
deuce: WHAT A BAD IDEA THAT WAS







Tomorrow
"the weather control machine" starring deuce and pants




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