maybe you've met my husband

"maybe you've met my husband" | Friday, May 31, 2002 | No. 1,338
spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN
spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT
spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT
spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE
spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10
spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT
spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS







Tomorrow
"where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines" featuring spigot and pants




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