smooth nougat

"smooth nougat" | Saturday, August 3, 2002 | No. 1,403
hanford: YOU'RE ON
pants: RICH CHOCOLATE
pants: CREAMY CARAMEL
pants: SMOOTH NOUGAT
pants: CAT HAIR
pants: DOES BEETLE BAILEY HAVE DAYS LIKE THESE
pants: STRANGE DAYS INDEED
pants: MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS
pants: PISSING ON A MOP, WALKING AWAY
pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK III DELAYED DUE TO RAIN
pants: RED BULL, BONGWATER
pants: AND CUT I'LL BE OUTSIDE SMOKING
hanford: YOU DON'T SAY CUT I SAY CUT







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"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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