what are they fighting over anyway

"what are they fighting over anyway" | Sunday, September 1, 2002 | No. 1,433
spigot: LET ME JERK OFF ALREADY
deuce: GOD CHRIST IN HEAVEN I SPILLED MY SEED ON THE FLOOR
deuce: I MISSED THE FUCKING THING ALTOGETHER
deuce: FUCKING FUCK
spigot: I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE MY SEED I WANT KIDS
deuce: I'D BETTER JOIN A CHURCH AND DO MY PART TO HELP WITH OVERPOPULATION
deuce: PLUS I'D RATHER JERK OFF INTO A WOMAN
pants: I STORE SEED IN MY CHEEKS FOR WINTER
pants: SLURP
deuce: EXTRA SEED FOR ME SCORE
pants: WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE
deuce: WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY







Tomorrow
"an autistic clock" featuring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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