escorted out for masturbating

"escorted out for masturbating" | Monday, September 2, 2002 | No. 1,434
pants: ESCORTED OUT FOR MASTURBATING
rands: T PANTS I HAVE A VAGINA IN MY LOCKER AT WORK
pants: T RANDS WELL I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US
rands: T PANTS IS ONE EVER ENOUGH
spigot: NOW HERE'S A RAP ABOUT WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!! A PTHTHTH A *BONK* ANVIL







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