serious dilemma

"serious dilemma" | Thursday, September 5, 2002 | No. 1,437
deuce: OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS DILEMMA HERE
pants: HEAVENS
deuce: I AM STILL AWAKE
deuce: AND YET I HAVE NO MORE ALCOHOL TO DRINK
pants: MY MOUTH NEVER CLOSES
deuce: YES YES
deuce: "UNE CARTE POSTALE DE JERKCITY VOUS ATTEND"
deuce: FUCKING ENGLISH
pants: A DRUNKBOT TO LOGIN AT 2AM AND 6AM
deuce: 01:50, 05:50
pants: CAN I HAVE THAT IN SWATCH TIME PLZ
deuce: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I AM OUT OF ALCOHOL
pants: THIS CANNOT BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS
deuce: I THOUGHT I HAD BEERS LEFT
pants: USE FTP TO GET SOME FROM BACK EAST
deuce: THERE WILL BE SOME SIGNAL DEGRADATION
pants: HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB THEN
deuce: DON'T BE GAY
pants: B-BUT







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