the weirdest thing

"the weirdest thing" | Monday, September 23, 2002 | No. 1,455
spigot: THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING
spigot: I'M JUST SITTING HERE HAVING MY COFFEE, WHEN THREE HUNDRED MILES AWAY AT A WINCHELL'S DONUTS IN YUBA CITY TWO QUEERS ARE BEATING EACH OTHER OFF WITH OVEN MITTS
spigot: NOW THAT'S A HALLOWEEN SURPRISE







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