pants: MY FINGERPRINTS AT THE SCENE OF THE BONG ??? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
spigot: CSI: JERKCITY WILL SOLVE THE MYSTERY AS BEST THEY KNOW HALGHUGHALG
pants: METH LABS ARE PART OF OUR NATURAL HERITAGE
spigot: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT BY SEX OFFENDERS BUT ALSO BY CHINAMEN
pants: FREE THE JERKCITY 7
spigot: DON'T MISS SUSAN SARANDON AND GOLDIE HAWN IN "THE BANGER SISTERS" NOW IN THEATERS !!! PEPSI