these fine wines

"these fine wines" | Tuesday, October 15, 2002 | No. 1,477
spigot: THESE FINE WINES GO TO TABLE FIVE - DON'T YOU SPILL A PRECIOUS DROP
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, NO, WE WILL BE HUNG AT SUNRISE IF YOU
spigot: NOT ON THE ROLLER SKATES JEAN-CHARLES YOU ARE A DISGRACE
pants: DER FUHRER'S WIFE ??? THE FIRING SQUAD ??? JEAN-CHARLES
spigot: THE CHANDALIER WILL SURELY FALL UNLESS YOU LET GO
spigot: NO JEAN-CHARLES YOU KLUTZ, THAT IS THE POISONED CROUTON
pants: YOU BUMBLING IMBECILE, YOU HAVE TRACKED MUD ALL OVER THE PALACE
pants: YOU MUST CLEAN UP BEFORE THE KING WAKES FROM HIS ROYAL NAP







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