(series of faces)

"(series of faces)" | Saturday, October 26, 2002 | No. 1,488
spigot: DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M PROUD TO LICK DICK
rands: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOUR WIFE WAS AROUND
spigot: FUCKING WAVE THE STRIPES AND STARS
rands: THAT CERTAINLY ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT IN THE ALLEY
spigot: IT TAKES TWO TO LICK DICK (RUNNING OUT OF STEAM)
rands: DON'T MISS "GANGS OF NEW YORK" OPENING DECEMBER 25 !!! DRINK PEPSI







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"your pathetic human laws of addition" featuring deuce and pants




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