doesn't fucking matter

"doesn't fucking matter" | Sunday, November 17, 2002 | No. 1,510
spigot: IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN THE UNITED STATES, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER YOU DUMBSHITS
pants: PRETTY SURE I'M SOME KIND OF GODDAMN GAY BOOT/ROOT DISK COMBO
spigot: ELSEWHERE, TEN MILLION BILLION BODIES WERE FOUND RAPED AND BEHEADED IN A MASS GRAVE CALLED EUROPE, THE MIDDLE EAST, WHEREVER THE FUCK
deuce: CUP YOUR HANDS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SURPRISE







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