shuffling sounds down below

"shuffling sounds down below" | Thursday, December 5, 2002 | No. 1,528
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO INTEGRATE THROUGHOUT YOUR VOLUME
deuce: TO CALCULATE YOUR MOMENT OF INERTIA
deuce: (AROUND A SPECIFIED AXIS)
deuce: SO HOLD STILL
pants: UH
pants: OKAY
pants: HOPING FOR A BLOWJOB
deuce: NO TALKING
pants: CAN I SMOKE
deuce: (PAUSE)
deuce: YEAH I SUPPOSE (SHUFFLING SOUNDS DOWN BELOW)







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