parking's not so bad in the winter

"parking's not so bad in the winter" | Friday, December 27, 2002 | No. 1,550
spigot: FUCKING YOUR STUPID PANSY FACE AND STOMPING IT INTO THE MUD
spigot: PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN AND BREAKING NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT THREE BROOMS
spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND RUINING YOUR CONNECTIVITY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER
pants: I SENSE ANGER







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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