mayor willie brown

"mayor willie brown" | Sunday, January 19, 2003 | No. 1,573
spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK
spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART
spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF)







Tomorrow
"rubber bands on my claws" starring deuce and pants




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