spigot the bear: act 2

"spigot the bear: act 2" | Wednesday, February 12, 2003 | No. 1,597
spigot: THE PERP HAD BONGHITS IN HIS SYSTEM, YOUR HONOR
pants: I WAS THINKING WE COULD NAIL OUR PRICKS TO A CROSS
deuce: RIGHT
pants: BUT NOT THE SAME CROSS (DON'T WANT TO BE GAY)
spigot: HEY
deuce: JUXTAPOSED PRICKS I THINK IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM
pants: PRICKS AT RIGHT ANGLES
deuce: SKEW ORTHOGONAL PRICKS
spigot: SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING SPIGOT THE BEAR







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