way way back in the last one

"way way back in the last one" | Thursday, February 27, 2003 | No. 1,611
spigot: COME ON EVERYONE I JUST SAW A UFO IN THE TOILET
spigot: THIS WAY FOLLOW ME COME ON
spigot: RIGHT IN HERE IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST LOOK
spigot: BACK IN THERE
spigot: WAY WAY BACK IN THE LAST ONE
spigot: OKAY I'LL LOCK THE DOOR SO IT CAN'T FLY AWAY
spigot: AND I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHT SO WE CAN SEE IT FLASHING
spigot: AND I'LL START GROPING AROUND IN YOUR PANTS
spigot: WHOOPS *OW* OW OW
spigot: OKAY WE CAN DO THIS LATER
spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE







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"who would win" featuring deuce and pants




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