my house is burning down

"my house is burning down" | Monday, March 3, 2003 | No. 1,615
spigot: MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AND I HAVE TO RUN IN AND GET MY BOBA FETTS AND MY TIMECARDS
pants: DON'T FORGET STATUS REPORTS
pants: PRECIOUS STATUS REPORTS
deuce: ALSO CHEWBACCA NEEDS SAVING (WORTH A LOT !!!!!!!!!)
pants: T DEUCE ONLY IF HE COMES WITH HIS BLASTER (YES I CAN SEE YOUR DOT-T PRIVMSG)
deuce: HOLY GOD WE'VE GOT TO HELP SALON ZZZZZZZ







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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