my complete fatness

"my complete fatness" | Sunday, May 4, 2003 | No. 1,677
spigot: HEY WHO'S THE FATTEST
pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE
spigot: (HINT: ME)
pants: GROW YOUR OWN
spigot: T PANTS DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT AWAY FROM MY COMPLETE FATNESS
pants: PUT YOUR PAPER OUT FOR SALVAGE







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"john carter of mars" featuring deuce and pants




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