like a weed

"like a weed" | Saturday, May 10, 2003 | No. 1,683
spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO GROPE AROUND MY PANTS AND PULL MY DONG LIKE A WEED
spigot: A HORRIBLE POINTY THORNY POKEY WEED THAT WON'T SHUT UP DURING TV
deuce: T SPIGOT VIGOROUSLY AS IN TEARING IT OUT OR JUST ROUGHLY TESTING TO SEE HOW DEEP THE WEED IS IN THERE







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