and so much more

"and so much more" | Friday, May 16, 2003 | No. 1,689
spigot: OH BOY
spigot: THE POLKA-DOT DOOR, THE POLKA-DOT DOOR
spigot: LET'S PEEK THROUGH TO THE POLKA-DOT DOOR
spigot: FOR SONGS AND STORIES AND SO MUCH MORE
spigot: DOOT DA DOOT BA DOOT DOOT
spigot: THROUGH THE POLKA DOT DOOR
spigot: HI I'M DON AND WELCOME TO THE POLKA DOT DOOR
spigot: HUHHHH HUBRHLULU STAGEFRIGHT
spigot: HURRRRRRR HURRRRRRRR TRYING TO BREATHE
spigot: BLUHH HUHHHHH THE POLKA-DOTS ARE ALL OVER ME NOW
spigot: HURRRRRRRRR SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING







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