straight out of the carton

"straight out of the carton" | Sunday, May 25, 2003 | No. 1,698
spigot: WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LICK DICK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON
pants: ARE YOU BRUISED OR DIZZY
pants: I HAVE A CALL ON LINE ONE FOR "MISTAR NAMESERVAR"
pants: THIS COULD TAKE ALL DAY (AND THEN SOME)







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