three broken ribs and a busted jaw

"three broken ribs and a busted jaw" | Sunday, June 29, 2003 | No. 1,733
deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGALHGALHGHLGHL FALLING ON THE GROUND WITH THREE BROKEN RIBS AND A BUSTED JAW
deuce: I GOTTA JERK MORE CALMLY
pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHLABLHBAHLBALHBAHLBAHLBAAHL JERKING IT ALL OVER AGAIN
pants: HLUAGHLAHGLHULAG AND MAKING YOU START OVER A THIRD TIME







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.