so i can better stalk fiona apple

"so i can better stalk fiona apple" | Friday, April 2, 1999 | No. 176
pants: I AM MAKING YOU A POOL (SQUATTING, THRUSTING)
pants: COULD ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A BOOST SO I CAN BETTER STALK FIONA APPLE
rands: T PANTS YOU CAN'T SQUAT AND THRUST AT THE SAME TIME
pants: T RANDS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE







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