SHAVE ME

"SHAVE ME" | Sunday, July 27, 2003 | No. 1,761
deuce: WHO WANTS TO SHAVE ME
rands: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO
rands: IN FACT
rands: I WILL PAY
deuce: (TURNS TO CAMERA) YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS SCAM REALLY PAYS OFF
rands: WAIT
rands: WERE YOU TAPING THAT
deuce: NO (FUMBLES WITH DEVICE)







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