teacup

"teacup" | Thursday, August 14, 2003 | No. 1,779
spigot: Q: WHAT DID THE TEACUP SAY TO THE TEAPOT
spigot: A: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FACE
spigot: THEN THE TEAPOT'S ALL "HOW RUDE" AND THEN THE TEACUP COULD PUNCH HIM
spigot: I'M STILL WORKING ON IT







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