cleaning up the carpet

"cleaning up the carpet" | Sunday, April 4, 1999 | No. 178
spigot: HERE COMES SEATTLE'S FATTEST FAGGOT
deuce: HURRAY
spigot: DOWN IN FRONT
deuce: AT YOUR SERVICE
spigot: I SPILLED PISS ON MY NEW CARPET
spigot: A LITTLE JIZZ WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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