chapter 21

"chapter 21" | Wednesday, August 27, 2003 | No. 1,789
: Chapter 21:
: "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came.
: Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!"
: The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops.
pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE
spigot: HELLO WHORES
pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT
spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT
pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK
spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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