banned from the dick pit

"banned from the dick pit" | Friday, August 29, 2003 | No. 1,791
pants: HELP ME OUT HERE COS I'M CONFUSED AGAIN (YET, STILL, CONTINUOUSLY)
spigot: STATE YOUR PROBLEM
pants: I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE DICK PIT
spigot: HMM
spigot: AREN'T YOU THEIR BIGGEST CUSTOMER
pants: AYE (SEAN CONNERY VOICE)
spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THEIR DISTRIBUTOR AND MARKETING DEPARTMENT
pants: THAT'S RIGHT LAD
spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THE OWNER AND ONLY REGULAR CUSTOMER
pants: UH I
spigot: HOW CAN YOU BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM
pants: LET ME DESCRIBE A UNIQUE FORM OF EMBEZZLEMENT
spigot: HUHHHH







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