tarantula

"tarantula" | Wednesday, October 8, 2003 | No. 1,831
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE AND YOU MUST CATCH HIM WITH THE NET
dick: UH
pants: I MUST BAKE THIS DELICIOUS PASTRY TO REPLACE THE ONE JEAN-CHARLES ATE THAT WAS FOR THE WARDEN
hanford: ARE YOU DRUNK
pants: JEAN-CHARLES THIS WEASEL AND THIS FERRET DO NOT BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, QUICKLY HIDE THEM IN THESE POTS AND PANS BEFORE THE INSPECTOR FINDS THEM
hanford: YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT GET OFF MY STAGE







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"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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