holy crap

"holy crap" | Monday, December 1, 2003 | No. 1,885
spigot: I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR EVERY ANTI-GAY REMARK I'VE
spigot: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A DICK - I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS SUCKING TO DO
spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE
spigot: I'M WAY GAY PEOPLE
spigot: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
spigot: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE THIS IS WHAT GAY PEOPLE DO
spigot: I'M AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF EVERY QUEER PERSON YOU'D EVER HOPE TO MEET
spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE







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