a ride to the 7-11

"a ride to the 7-11" | Sunday, January 25, 2004 | No. 1,940
pants: I AM A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU SUCK
deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT UP YOU
pants: RIGHT
deuce: THIS IS WHAT CALLS YOU AT NIGHT AND ASKS FOR A RIDE TO THE 7-ELEVEN
pants: OH
deuce: THIS IS WHAT FILES THE RESTRAINING ORDER
pants: OH DEAR
pants: WILL THERE BE BONERS IN HEAVEN
deuce: GHLHLUAHAG







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"welcome to monday" starring spigot and pants




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