beat off to these gifs

"beat off to these gifs" | Tuesday, March 2, 2004 | No. 1,978
pants: WHERE CAN WE GO TO PROTEST NOISILY ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE
pants: I AM THINKING THAT POTSTICKER PLACE NEAR HIGH STREET
pants: A QUIET DEMONSTRATION INVOLVING SITTING STILL, EATING
spigot: I HEREBY SMOKE THIS DOPE AND BEAT OFF TO THESE GIFS TO PROTEST THE UNITED STATES BEING KING OF THE WORLD







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