happy accident

"happy accident" | Saturday, March 13, 2004 | No. 1,989
pants: SHOESHINE, GENTLEMEN?
deuce: I'LL HAVE A BLOWJOB GUV
pants: RIGHTO AVE A SEAT ERE ISTER
deuce: I WOULD PREFER RIGHTY-O FOR MY TIGHT-LIPPED BUSY BLOWJOB
: PANTS SHINES YOUR SHOES INSTEAD (FOR SOME REASON)







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"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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