if you cry

"if you cry" | Tuesday, March 23, 2004 | No. 1,998
pants: IF YOU CALL IT A SEX CRIME, I CALL IT ABSOLUTELY THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME HARD
pants: I CARE MORE ABOUT MY EGO THAN WHETHER YOU REQUIRE FOOD, WATER
pants: I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF YOU CRY







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