abbott and costello

"abbott and costello" | Saturday, April 24, 1999 | No. 200
:rands > T PANTS WITH ROTTEN HITS FLOWING IN, IT'S BEST IF WE PROVIDE JERKCITIES WHICH APPEAL TO A BROAD BASE
:pants > A FIONA APPLE REFERENCE OUGHT TO DO IT
:deuce > T RANDS LIKE ALL THE CRAPPY ONES YOU PICKED OVER THE MONTHS ?!??!
:pants > T RANDS DONE
:pants > T RANDS TOMORROW WILL BE A KOSOVO GAG
:rands > T PANTS EXCELLENT
:rands > T DEUCE FUCK
:rands > T DEUCE OFF
:pants > THE IN-JOKE ONE WAS MOVED BACK IN THE QUEUE
:rands shouts: SOUND CHECK!
:deuce > T RANDS SERIOUSLY ? COMPLETELY LAME AND UNFUNNY
:pants > LET'S NOT FIGHT
:pants > LET'S HUG
:pants > FOR FORTY MINUTES
:pants > nude
:deuce shouts: I'M ALL RILED UP AND READY FOR FISTINGS
:pants > if your bathroom gets crowded i will stand in the catbox

pants: I LIKE THE RANDS ONES HUABAUBG

rands: TELL PANTS CAN YOU TWO STEP
pants: WHEN PUSHED REALLY HARD FROM BEHIND YES







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