never get out of the boat

"never get out of the boat" | Sunday, April 18, 2004 | No. 2,024
atandt: HE SAID HE WAS A PENGUIN THEN ATTACKED MY DICK AND BALLS COMBO WITH PECKING AND SQUAWKING
hanford: PANTS SAID (AND I'M QUOTING HERE) "I CAN'T BEAT OFF UNLESS HER MASCARA IS RUNNING"
atandt: NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT
hanford: NEVER APPROACH THE NEST
atandt: MAKING LOVE TO A MUPPET
hanford: GO WEST YOUNG MEN (ALL AT ONCE LIKE A PILE OF HAMSTERS)







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