atandt: HE SAID HE WAS A PENGUIN THEN ATTACKED MY DICK AND BALLS COMBO WITH PECKING AND SQUAWKING
hanford: PANTS SAID (AND I'M QUOTING HERE) "I CAN'T BEAT OFF UNLESS HER MASCARA IS RUNNING"
atandt: NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT
hanford: NEVER APPROACH THE NEST
atandt: MAKING LOVE TO A MUPPET
hanford: GO WEST YOUNG MEN (ALL AT ONCE LIKE A PILE OF HAMSTERS)
