spigot: CLEAR
spigot: QUIT
spigot: EX
spigot: MAYBE /EX
spigot: HOLY GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE MATRIX
deuce: FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH
spigot: DO YOU HAVE NOODLES AT YOUR HOUSE?????????
deuce: RAMEN
spigot: I JUST NEED A COCK AND A PLACE TO SIT
spigot: OH MY WEARY WANDERING ASS