beatoff valley

"beatoff valley" | Friday, May 28, 2004 | No. 2,064
rands: PAUL HARVEY JIZZED ALL OVER MY ACOUSTIC WAVE MACHINE
spigot: GAY INDIANS BUILT THEIR STALLS OUT OF STICKS AND CLAY
spigot: OUR MODERN TOILETS AND POKEY PRICKS AND TAPPING RITUALS WOULD SURELY CONFUSE AND FRIGHTEN THEM
spigot: NOTE TO THE GAY INDIANS: I TAKE U.S. DOLLARS, NOT WAMPUM







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