never finished high school

"never finished high school" | Sunday, May 30, 2004 | No. 2,066
pants: IS THIS GOING INTO THE STRIP (LET ME FIX MY HAIR)
deuce: TO PROVE MY HOW STRAIGHT I AM I FUCK MEN IN THE ASS (AND FACE)
pants: AND LICK THESE FOUR DICKS
pants: I MEAN S-SEVEN !!!
deuce: SPENT
pants: I CANNOT COUNT THAT HIGH AND HAVE ROLLED OVER
pants: THEREFORE I OWE YOU A NICKEL
deuce: TO -30537573
pants: NO JUST 000000
deuce: SIX DIGITS AND YET HE CAN ONLY COUNT TO SEVEN







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