and here you are

"and here you are" | Monday, May 31, 2004 | No. 2,067
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF PRICKS
pants: T SPIGOT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN
deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM
spigot: I DOVE INTO THE TOILET LIKE TRAINSPOTTING
pants: AND HERE YOU ARE
spigot: T PANTS AND BONKED MY HEAD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ENDED UP HERE
pants: WELCOME







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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