gone fishing

"gone fishing" | Sunday, August 8, 2004 | No. 2,136
: DEAR DUMB DONGS,
: JERKCITY WILL BE ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER 11TH 2004. FACE IT, WE DESERVE SOME TIME OFF.
: CELEBRATE OUR 6TH BIRTHDAY WITH US... CORRESPOND VIA ELECTRONIC MAIL LIKE SO:
: PRODUCTION@JERKCITY.COM
: XOXO
: THE JERKCITY PLAYERS (PANTS AND RANDS AND SPIGOT AND ATANDT BUT NOT DEUCE (DRUNK))
hanford: THIS JUST IN: JERKCITY ON VACATION
rands: AUGUST 8 TO SEPTEMBER 10, 2004
atandt: WE SHALL RETURN
pants: HAVING MISTAKEN ALL AROUND HIM FOR A COFFEE SHOP HE TRIES TO ORDER THE BIGGEST FAGGIEST PINKEST DRINK POSSIBLE AND SUCCEEDS BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS
pants: OH GREAT NOW EVEN MORE POLICE







Tomorrow
"the most beautiful girl" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.