two strong arms

"two strong arms" | Wednesday, September 15, 2004 | No. 2,147
spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING THE INTERNET
deuce: LET'S GET TO THE LOVIN'
spigot: STILL: EVERY BIT COUNTS!!!!! OR BYTE!!!!!!!!!! OR NIBBLE!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT FOLKS
pants: ARE YOU DEPRESSED ??????????? SHOULD I BLOAD PEOPLE PONG FOR YOU







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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