hope sure does float

"hope sure does float" | Wednesday, November 3, 2004 | No. 2,197
spigot: I'M LOOKING AT MY HOPE FLOATING IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW
pants: MY HOPE JUST SINKS TO THE BOTTOM
spigot: WELL WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS
pants: NOT IF YOURS FLOATS
spigot: TOO LATE I ALREADY PITCHED IT TO NBC
pants: AUUUGH







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