in bed

"in bed" | Thursday, May 13, 1999 | No. 220
spigot: WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD THE PHRASE "IN BED" TO THE END OF MY FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL LICK DICK ... IN BED!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL CUT OFF MY DONG AND BALLS ... IN BED!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR RAPING PROSTITUTES AND CLOROXING THEM DOWN THE BATHTUB ... IN BED !!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOME DON'T WORK







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