all over the webcam

"all over the webcam" | Tuesday, January 25, 2005 | No. 2,280
spigot: THAT LAST JERK FELT HURRIED
pants: YOU'RE NOT REALLY A DOCTOR
spigot: PLEASE STAY SEATED
pants: I CAN'T AFFORD THIS PROCEDURE
spigot: PLEASE RUB YOUR BALLS ALL OVER THE WEBCAM LIKE WE DISCUSSED
pants: THIS MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.