make a splash hit a seal

"make a splash hit a seal" | Wednesday, February 16, 2005 | No. 2,302
spigot: WHY HAS PANTS BEEN IDLE FOR 650 MINUTES???????
spigot: WHEN HE KNOWS I HAVE A SOUVENIR FOR HIM FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE!!!!
spigot: THE PUNCHLINE IS: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A SPLASH AND HIT A SEAL







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