three rooms

"three rooms" | Tuesday, May 25, 1999 | No. 232
pants: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG)
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IT TOOK ME TWO KITKATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME
deuce: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS







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"an autistic clock" featuring spigot and pants




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