very much exactly like the toaster

"very much exactly like the toaster" | Thursday, April 14, 2005 | No. 2,359
pants: HOW MANY OF US WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR RAPE
atandt: ARE YOU OR
pants: SEX WITH THINGS THAT DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BACK
atandt: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
pants: LIKE THE TOASTER
atandt: I DIDN'T FUCK IT I JUST CAME ON ITS LEG







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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