past my bedtime

"past my bedtime" | Thursday, April 21, 2005 | No. 2,366
spigot: WHOEVER JIZZED ALL OVER MY WHEELCHAIR I HOPE YOU GET IN TROUBLE
spigot: I'M STAYING UP PAST MY BEDTIME TO SUCK DICK AND NOBODY'S HERE
spigot: MAKES ME WONDER WHY JERKCITY EVEN EXISTS







Tomorrow
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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.