i hit my head

"i hit my head" | Wednesday, May 4, 2005 | No. 2,379
spigot: IS THIS WHERE I CAN SIGN UP FOR THE GAY GAMES
spigot: HOW ABOUT THE AIDS WALK
spigot: I BROUGHT A PATCH FOR THE BIG QUEER QUILT OR WHATEVER
spigot: CAN I JUST SIT HERE THEN IF I'M NOT GAY
spigot: ALL RIGHT I'M GAY
spigot: THIS IS AN AIDS BRUISE RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD
spigot: I GOT IT WHILE SUCKING DICK
spigot: I HIT MY HEAD







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